menstruation: the motion picture
me: *sneeze*
uterus: *releases 3 gallons of blood*
uterus: oops
pad: im not cleaning any of that up
me: wow
brain: hey everyone
brain: i fucking hate everyone jesus christ
brain: i want to kill myself
brain: my life is meaningless
brain: chocolate. somebody get me some fucking chocolate
me: what-
brain: SHUT THE FUCK UP. CHOCOLATE
vagina: help............. .. .. ...
